Time for some stories
“davesecretaryatwork” has a knack for telling stories, and someone archived his story thread from the vivalavinyl message boards. I'm glad they did. Here’s one of the shorter ones:
SO ALSO IN KINDERGARTEN I APPARENTLY THOUGHT THAT THE KIDS IN MY CLASS DIDN’T KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT COUGARS FOR SOME REASON, BECAUSE I DEFINITELY MADE A SWEET COUGAR QUIZ WHICH I INSISTED ON GIVING OUT TO THE CLASS THE NEXT DAY.
WHAT COLOR IS THE COUGAR? GOLD? NO! BROWN? NO! RED? NO! THE ANSWER IS TAWNY.
There are many more and longer stories at the link above. I wish I could remember half of my own crazy childhood memories as well as he does.
It seems the original thread on the vivalavinyl message board is gone, but someone posted these stories into a new thread here where “davesecretarystillatwork” comes in later with some new uppercase hijinx.